Ben Folds Five — "Song for the Dumped"
We'll kick if off with one fiery breakup song!
The Bird and the Bee — "Fcking Boyfriend" (live)
Really, what sensitive (available) gent could deny the charming Miss Inara George here? (Here's the studio version, for comparison.)
Marvin Gaye — "Let's Get It On" (live)
We'll close with the master. (Here's the studio version, and here's another live version, this one with a prominent horn section.) As Harlan Ellison once quipped, "Love ain't nothing but sex misspelled."
If you want more, NPR has both more anti-Valentine's Day songs and a bunch of other stories for you more touchy-feely saps. Ehh, whatever.