Right at the get-go, John Bolton (George W. Bush's ambassador to the U.N.) poured cold water on that idea in a fiery speech that ignited world condemnation.
As Thers quips, "Because Chuck Norris does not merely mix metaphors, he fucks them up."
Chuck Norris has written some self-imploding columns before (the one where he tried to hawk overpriced, tea-stained American flags is a classic), but wow. That passage is K-Lo good.
Check out the rest of Thers' piece, which is about the coming right-wing apocalypse:
I don't suppose anyone reading this needs it spelled out, but the American right wing is by any rational standard utterly incapable of governance. "The Bush admininistration" is a good example of this. "Any Republican currently running for office" would be another. "We think Christine O'Donnell should be in charge" is, well, dispositive.
No argument here. Maybe if we all start drinking, all those teabaggers running around off their meds will seem more normal.