As it is Bastille Day and right before the weekend, as a public service, I present to you: Snakes On a Plane - en français. Conservatives like to bash the French almost as much as they do The New York Times, but dammit, those French sure know fine cinema when they see it. ;-)
Orson Welles, eat your heart out!
(Talk to me about yo' mofo mise-en-scene! Bring it!)